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mastaofsass:

I can’t get over the way this guy ~fabulously~ decorates The Hobbit set. 

Is there a fandom for this guy yet?

I apologise for the amount of times I’ve reblogged this. I NEED TO REBLOG IT EVERYTIME I SEE IT OKAY

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→ you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside...

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

WHAT DO I DO

ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

FUCK

IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

FUCK MY LIFE

There is only one solution:

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→ RoniValerian: 45 Life Lessons, written by a 90 year old

kangalex:

1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.

4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.

5. Don’t buy stuff you don’t need.

6. You don’t have to win…

(Source: reginabrett.com)


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thequeenofbutts:

normal person reading:

me reading:

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